Elizabeth Young
The Paw Print
The Proposal with Sandra Bullock? Wrong Ryan.
Comic book movie, The Green Lantern?
Surely, you must be an idiot.
Both are Canadian, both say “aboot”…
But only one has my heart,
and I think Gosling is cute.
The movie, The Ides of March.
Screw politics. It had Ryan Gosling.
What about the movie entitled, Drive?
I watched it while flying overseas.
No plot. Drooled over Ryan Gosling.
Allie & Noah? Nope. Try again!
Lizzy and Ryan sounds more romantic.
You a bird, me a bird.
Hate birds, but still love Ryan
…even if he sucks at grammar.
The Notebook: Ryan Gosling loves ME.
…not that stupid whore, Rachel McAdams.
Blue Valentine, and green with envy.
Michelle Williams stole my man…slut.
In the movie: Crazy Stupid Love,
Emma Stone gets to kiss Ryan.
Hate that bitch. Bitch must die.
Lars loved a blow up doll.
I am real, Ryan. Pick me.
Ryan was a teacher in Half Nelson,
and I am an education major.
Will I get extra credit if
I bring him a shiny apple?
I have been a naughty student,
so he should give me “detention”
…or at least a hard spanking.
Secret imaginary affair with Mr. Gosling.
In love with the idea of him,
as I am with most men.
Ryan Gosling should father my children;
recite “Hey Girl” memes while shirtless.
Saturday night stalking, issued restraining order.
Write Ryan letters while in asylum.
Three hundred and sixty five letters.
Crazy cat lady and no Ryan.
We will be reunited in death.
I will be sure of that.
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